1.15.2009

consumer report...

alright, before i get back to the beauty of things, let me digress for a moment on the ugly...
this piece of shit is just that, a PIECE OF SHIT. don't get me wrong, i have continued to endure it's uselessness because i would like to do my part it the landfill crisis.  it also seemed like an ingenius idea in comparison to the brita pitcher.  i put forth large efforts to install the bitch - had to purchase a "different" wrench to pry apart my kitchen faucet, etc.  - as you can see, i was determined and for good reason, this seemed like a solution to multiple problems...

well let this be my warning to you, it has NOT been a solution quite yet.  i admit, maybe i got a defective one, which is entirely possible.  maybe i deserve the defective one, because i am obviously too lazy to return the thing and hope for better results the second go around.  my main problem, you ask?  in a nutshell, it is slower than molasses.  i am serious, it is a slow drizzle that sounds like someone struggling to piss in every glass i fill up, which by the way takes about 5 minutes.  i can't imagine trying to fill an entire pot of water!  i know, i have brought this upon myself, but there you have it...consumer report for the day :)

1 comment:

Earl Grey said...

Did yo usoak the filter before installation and then let it run for 15-30 minutes after?